When was the last time you had a good laugh? You can’t remember? Luckily kids are there to remind us to laugh a bit more often. You’re familiar with their sincere wide smile that lights up the room. That’s the one! Children giggle all the time, always making up new pranks and jokes. We should look up to them, they’re younger but wiser knowing that a good laugh heals every pain and gives true meaning to our lives. So what are we waiting for? Let’s start laughing with these funny jokes for kids that we can share with them and remind ourselves what’s it like to be a child again!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed! What did the policeman say to his tummy?
You’re under a vest. What does one
volcano say to the other?
I lava you! What event do
spiders love to attend?
What did one
math book say to the other?
I’ve got so many problems. Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass?
It could crack up. How do you know when a
bike is thinking?
You can see its wheels turning. How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the daddy rabbit go to the barber?
He had a lot of little hares. What kind of shoes do private investigators wear?
Sneak-ers. How do billboards talk?
Sign language. How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner! What do you call a bear with no
A gummy bear! Why are ghosts, bad liars?
Because you can see right through them! What
animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep! Can a
kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump! What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt! Why did the picture go to
It was framed!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold! Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing. Why did
Darth Vader turn off one light?
He prefers it on the dark side. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for his birthday?
He felt his presents.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour. Do you have holes in your underwear?
No? So how do you put your legs through? What did the
frog order at McDonald’s?
French flies and Diet Croak. Why did the girl throw a stick of
butter out the window?
To see a butter-fly.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They both got 6 months. What’s black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed zebra. Why is Cinderella bad at
Because she runs away from the ball. What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was “ahead” but the tomato was trying to “catch up.” Is your refrigerator running?
You better go catch it. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. What’s a pirate’s favourite subject in school?
What would a bear say if he got confused?
I barely understand. What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed. Have you heard about the new diner on
The food’s good, but there’s not much atmosphere. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
What do you call a
A labracadabrador. How do you get a
squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut. What do you call two birds in
Tweethearts. How does a scientist freshen up her breath?
What do you call a bear with no ears?
A “B!” Why wouldn’t the
shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish! Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! What is a witch’s favourite subject in school?
What game does the sky love to play?
Twister. Why do we never tell jokes about
They’re too cheesy. Why is it so windy inside a stadium?
There are hundreds of fans. Where were pencils invented?
PENCIL-vania. Why are
penguins socially awkward?
Because they can’t break the ice. Do you have any funny jokes for kids that we should add here? Share them in the comments section below!
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