Dive into this collection of funny school-themed jokes tailored for kids. From math mishaps to science shenanigans, these giggles are sure to bring joy to any classroom. Get ready for a dose of educational humor that’ll have everyone smiling in no time!
Q: Why was the broom late for school?
A: It over-swept and missed the bus!
Q: How does a scientist freshen their breath?
A: With experi-mints!
Q: Why did the student eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You’re looking sharp today!
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright!
Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?
A: B!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Dinner is on me!
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop!
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
