Funny jokes about School for kids

10 Hilariously Funny School Jokes for Kids: Fun and Entertaining Classroom Humor!

Dive into this collection of funny school-themed jokes tailored for kids. From math mishaps to science shenanigans, these giggles are sure to bring joy to any classroom. Get ready for a dose of educational humor that’ll have everyone smiling in no time!

Q: Why was the broom late for school?

A funny broom thats late for school

A: It over-swept and missed the bus!

Q: How does a scientist freshen their breath?

scientists with bad breath

A: With experi-mints!

Q: Why did the student eat their homework?

student eating their homework

A: Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

Sharp looking pencils

A: You’re looking sharp today!

Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?

child holding small plant

A: A palm tree!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

teacher wearing sunglasses

A: Because her students were so bright!

Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?

Bear telling jokes

A: B!

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner plate

A: Dinner is on me!

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pig doing karate

A: Pork chop!

Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Bicycle

A: Because it was two-tired!

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