20 Seriously Funny One-Liner Jokes!
Get ready for some laughter and a few groans with these 20 seriously funny one-line jokes – after all, what’s life without a good joke or two?
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low. She looked surprised.
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
- I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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