20 funny jokes

20 Seriously Funny One-Liner Jokes!

Get ready for some laughter and a few groans with these 20 seriously funny one-line jokes – after all, what’s life without a good joke or two?

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  3. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.Travel advert on my computer
  4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!Penguin building an igloo
  7. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
  8. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
  10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
  11. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.math book with problems
  13. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
  14. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.Playing golf
  16. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low. She looked surprised.
  17. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
  18. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.Alphabet
  19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
  20. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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