Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Spread Some Holiday Cheer with These 14 Hilarious Christmas Jokes for Kids!

Get ready to deck the halls with laughter! Christmas is a time for joy, merriment, and of course, some festive humor that’ll have you giggling like Santa’s belly shakes!

Here are 14 rib-tickling jokes that’ll bring a jolly good time to your holiday season. From punny elves to snowman shenanigans, these jokes are wrapped and ready to deliver some merry chuckles for kids of all ages. So grab a cup of cocoa, cozy up by the fire, and get ready to sleigh with laughter!

1.  Why did Santa go to music school?

Santa playing the piano

Because he wanted to improve his “wrap” skills!


2. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?

A knitting christmas tree

It kept dropping its needles!


3. How does a snowman get around?

snowman on an icicle

By riding an “icicle”!

4. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Jack Frostbite



5. Why did the turkey join the band?

Turkey Drummer

Because it had the drumsticks!


6. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowman eating frosties

Frosted Flakes!

7. Why was the math book sad at Christmas?

Math book with problems

It had too many problems!


8. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa taking a break

Santa Pause!


9. Why did Santa bring fishing gear on Christmas Eve?

Santa going fishing

He heard there were a lot of “reel-y” good gifts!


10. What do you call an elf who sings?

Elf rap "Wrap" star

A wrapper!


11. Why was the Christmas tree so knotty?

Angry christmas tree

It couldn’t “fir”give easily!


12. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots

“Do you smell carrots?”


13. Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Santa getting a parking ticket

He left his sleigh in a “snow parking” zone!


14. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

Gingerbread man at hospital

Because he was feeling crumby!


We hope these jokes bring some giggles to your Christmas season!  If you have a joke you’d like to share, drop it in the comments below!

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