8 Pawsitively Hilarious Dog Jokes for Kids!
Welcome to the ultimate canine comedy show! Get ready to howl with laughter as we fetch some tail-waggingly funny jokes about our furry friends. Whether you’re a dog lover or just looking for a good chuckle, these 20 rib-tickling jokes will have you barking with delight. So, sit, stay, and get ready for a paws-itively delightful collection of jokes that will leave you wagging your tail in amusement!
1. Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
2. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone?
A golden receiver!
3. Why was the dog wearing sunglasses?
Because he had a bright idea!
4. What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark!
5. How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound!
6. What kind of dog likes taking a bath?
A sham-poodle!
7. What’s a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pupperoni!
8. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
We hope you howled with laughter, and didn’t groan in pain with these jokes about dogs!
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