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12 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes That’ll Open the Door to Laughter!

Get ready for some door-busting laughter! Knock, knock jokes are here to tickle your funny bone and give your giggles a workout. From puns to playful wordplay, here are 12 knock, knock jokes that’ll have you tapping on every door just to share the fun. Get set to chuckle, grin, and maybe even roll your eyes a little. These jokes are about to knock-knock their way into your heart!

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

girl crying at front door

2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Lettuce at the door!

3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you know how much I love telling jokes?

Honeydew melon joker

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

Tank you!

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No silly, cow says “moo”!

Knock Knock Cow Moo

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Alpaca the suitcases

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

Man sneezing

8. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I miss you!

olive you

9. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

No thanks, I prefer Google.

Google on Valentine's Day

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for a good laugh!

Justin Time

11. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business!

Nana your business

12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

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